jmanpc
Mad Man
Joined: 05 Dec 2007
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 Posted: 08/04/2008 03:17 Post subject: I got owned by a goose. |
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True story.
So today, myself and 5 friends went out on my friend's 16-foot, 1974 POS bass boat to go fishing. 5 people on a 16 foot boat is crowded. So, with that many people, there really isn't "fishing" per se... more like screwing around on the boat, tripping on one another and occasionally getting a lure wet. We had tried various spots along the river, with no avail. We came to a large open area where we could anchor and fish, which we did.
Unfortunately, there was a really fucking annoying goose there, too. This thing didn't just fly away like the others did... it swam around like it owned the place. The worst part, is it was honking nonstop. Loud, obnoxious and extremely annoying. It was out of distance to throw anything at it to shut it up, so we just tolerated it. Finally, after not catching anything for a while, we decided to take up the anchor and get vengeance on that damn goose.
We went up river a ways, and found a stick floating around to chuck at it. We returned to find it still honking and acting like it owned the place. Vengeance was ours. So, we pull up to this thing, and right as we get up to throwing range, it ducks underwater and starts swimming away! Bastard! We couldn't see it because the water was murky, so we were confused. The fucker popped up, upside-down and splashed the hell out of us, and then went back under water and swam away. It resurfaced about 25 yards away, and honked, as if it were cackling at us. We had been owned by a goose :(
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Kaiser Soze
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: 08/04/2008 03:58 Post subject: |
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LOL  It probably had a nest around there.
Bass is already open where you live? I have to wait another month and a half or so here 
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